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June 1, 2006

Dear Heather,

We’ve read your blog and believe you have the perfect voice for an assignment for us. We’re looking for a mom writer with young children to come try out a new family-oriented resort along the coast of New Zealand.

If you’re interested in this assignment, we’ll provide first-class round-trip airfare for you and your family along with 7 nights’ accommodations at the resort. We’re interested in seeing how you and your husband enjoy our spa facilities, which offer full-body massage and one-on-one personal fitness training. We would also like to invite you to eat meals at our expense at all of our sixteen restaurants and offer an opinion on your culinary experiences.

We’re interested in seeing if your children enjoy the swimming, snorkeling, deep-sea fishing, biking, and horseback riding, all available at the resort. Instead of a golf course, we’ve decided to keep the property as natural as possible, and we offer 500 acres of pristine hiking trails, where you may observe New Zealand’s beautiful plants and flowers, as well as the abundant wildlife.

In addition, we’re the first resort in the world to offer a first-rate on-site library that boasts 60,000 books, which may be checked out anytime during your stay.

All you have to do is bring your laptop, and since we’ve heard that you don’t own a laptop, we’re providing a new one for you, which you may keep after your trip, as a gift from us.

Your restaurant and hotel reviews will be published in our magazine, which reaches an audience of six million travel-savvy subscribers. For your time, we’d also like to offer you an additional $5,000 if you can complete this assignment within the next month.

Signed,

Your Dream Editors
International Dreams Magazine

P.S. Just in case it’s unclear — this is a JOKE. This is only my dream! 🙂

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